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You offer me a lukewarm couple of coffee to be the surrogate mother for your fertilized egg? Are you kidding me?? I am a barista – – – you should know better : an iced, Ristretto, 10 shot, venti, with breve, 5 pump vanilla, 7 pump caramel, 4 Splenda, and poured, not shaken.

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Source: Buzz Pinay Daily